She just makes you want to pack up and move to Portland:
Interviewer: “Do you have a distinct impression of Portland when you were growing up?”
Carrie: “No, I didn’t even know it existed.”
Carrie: “Portland is a city, seems like it’s designed by an eight year old. If you imagine asking a kid like, ‘What do you want for your city?’
‘Well, I want my house to painted blue. With a yellow trim. And all the buildings will look like Lego. All the people will wait in line. To vote? No, for ice cream. And, you know what? I’ll never have to dress up. I’ll never have to put on a suit. All the adults will play bass guitars. And have a donut shop. What will the donuts be shaped like? Like penises’.”
And I have not met many people who truly use 'flummoxed' in conversation. Well played.