Friday, February 16, 2007

Pacemaker May Explode During Cremation

We were at the crematorium this morning for my grandmother's cremation. I couldn't help but catch a note posted on the notice board inside:


Pacemaker may explode during cremation

My mind went: "Wooooh. Boom."

That was disrespectful, right? Not the right thought, right? Bad brain. Bad, bad, brain.

But you had to be there. It was funny.

2 comments:

Orange Blossom Goddess (aka Heather) said...

Sorry about your grandmother but I'm sure my mind would have pondered over that one too. Weird how it said Explore and not Explode - like it would jump out on its own and strike off into the great wide world with all its worldly belongings bunched into a kerchief and tied to a stick.

Dark Orpheus said...

AH! "Explore" is my typo! Going to change it now. I really MUST spellcheck better.

Thanks Heather, I'm so embarrassed. But I'll live ;P

Thank you for your concern about my grandmother. Oddly, life really is moving on. We're now in the midst of preparing for Chinese New Year. Humans are very adaptable creatures.