My friend HobbitGirl posted this on Facebook. For some reason she thought I would be offended. Hee. I really need to show her this.
Let's sing along:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables
Watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy
How do you think that feels?
Carrot juice constitutes murder
Greenhouse are prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening
Let's call a spade a spade