Monday, April 28, 2008

Lamentation on a Stain

This blood price for womanhood can sometimes be too much to bear.

Why is it asked of us, the gentle sex, to bleed every month and yet not die?

Too much information, yes. But on the upside, the womanly parts are still working after surgery. So that's good news.

I still have this to look forward to every month until menopause.

O! Profoundest joy!

*Dance in a tutu*

2 comments:

purplefugue said...

Glad to know that all's working and well. I absolutely HATE getting this monthly nuisance.

darkorpheus said...

Thanks. All system go. Including the cramps. *sigh*