Tuesday, June 26, 2007

WTF | This Blog Is Rated PG-13

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This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

dead (3x) pissed (1x)

7 comments:

Chris said...

Ha! I'm rated PG because of "Death" 3x and "Suck" 1x...not entirely accurate though because I had a Hemingway quote on my blog just yesterday that said "The first draft of everything is sh**" (Didn't want to go upping your rating ;)

Dark Orpheus said...

What makes me curious is when did "death" become a dirty word? Sheesh!

Chris said...

How dare you say death!!! You offend me! hehehe

Dark Orpheus said...

Suck suck suck suck suck! ;p

Now, will this improve my ratings? And what if I was writing about a drinking straw? I *suck* from the straw. Oh, behave!

Or if I'm a vampire? Then it is necessary to use "suck" in context of my diet.

And is "undead" more appropriate than "dead"?

The hare-brained rating is getting me snarky. Hee.

iliana said...

I'm a bit offended that I only got a "G" :)

Carl V. said...

Oddly enough I got a "G" rating because of one use of the word 'bastard'. Evidently the handful of times I've used the word 'fuck', including very recently, escaped the notice of this all-powerful site rater. ;)

Dark Orpheus said...

iliana - post more on body parts and bodily functions. That will probably kick your rating up to "R"

Carl - You're not trying hard enough. *tsk tsk* You need to focus on the gritty subjects: Death, Dismemberment. Sex. Violence. Vampires!

Have to admit - this rating game is both hare-brained and fun at the same time. :)